Ghost Whisperer was canceled so now Jennifer Love Hewitt and her big hips have to resort to playing prostitutes on the Lifetime channel. In The Client List, Hewitt plays a mother who secretly turns to prostitution. Because that’s what sexy middle-class ladies do when the economy tanks. Hewitt is eventually caught and is forced to give up her famous clients. Prostitutes, they’re not what they used to be.
The best part about the trailer is Lifetime’s commitment to hiding Jennifer’s oversized legs and hips. They probably didn’t want people confusing her with a centaur.